why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
It is a privilege to be your fan.
Dimly, as if from far away, she heard a…a noise…a soft sighing sound, as if a million people had let out their breath at once.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
always reblog, no matter what.
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…
My hair was not doing what I wanted it to and this was pretty much me trying to do my hair this morning.
imagine if celebrities decided to sign up on tumblr and they try to make their url their name
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.